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Retired Demotivational Poster


TAGS: realdiceshorty martyyyy realpics oxygen retired
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by Jacob

red03golf - May 2, 2011, 1:29 pm
Lack of oxygen - hasn't learned to breath through her ears yet.
Screamin Daemon - January 5, 2010, 9:21 am
Yeesh... here's to hoping that's her real picture... She's going to need all the looks she can get to get through life...
HerculesIsFuckingYourMomAtThisMomentInTimeBeProud - September 1, 2009, 6:53 pm
How dumb can you get?

FLORIDA - My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law.

TAGS: florida retired old sunny
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by SunnyDay

rudeboy308 - May 20, 2011, 7:56 pm
"God's Waiting Room"--that's what we called Florida when I was growing up in that state.
SunnyDay - December 21, 2010, 12:12 pm
the teeth get in the way of all the good stuff anyway
Derek - December 20, 2010, 4:50 pm
Much better the ones with no teeth.
Donkasaurus - December 19, 2010, 10:45 pm
Yeh florida is cool, lots of hot young women...but when you go hunting for an older woman your only option is a melanoma afflicted 60 year old woman with 2 teeth.


TAGS: fox news afghanistan war strategy retired general
Rating: 1.91/5
Master - May 25, 2011, 4:08 pm
Looks like the top of Homer Simpson’s head!
rerun - January 13, 2010, 1:52 pm

The cookie monster, on acid.
Me_ - January 13, 2010, 1:34 pm
is that Blinky or Clyde

gone -

TAGS: airman retired make the man a tribute poster already legend friend
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Airman - June 27, 2013, 1:22 am
it ain't over till the Fat Lady sings
GaryO - June 26, 2013, 8:13 pm
Some say lo-o-o-o-o-ve, it is a r-i-i-i-iver…aaahOOOOOO….aahOO, aah, aaaahOOOO, that drowwwns a tender reeeed…..aahOOOOOOOOO…..sorry, just thought we needed that right now…pooper sniff?......anyone?
Greeny - June 26, 2013, 7:44 pm
Easy there steve, some people like to eat while scrolling through place...
steve1961 - June 26, 2013, 12:33 pm
You are needed. Not just for the great posters (iconic is not too strong a word), but we are desperately in need of more testosterone here...we are one Oprah moment away from GaryO and Mord doing a Bette Midler-esque version of "The Rose"...
Airman - June 25, 2013, 11:23 pm
very nice.. I am touched. I really missed being part of this..
MissPriss - April 23, 2013, 11:00 am
Retired huh, well enjoy every minute of it. No matter what else...your avatar was one of the easiest to crop into a poster...sniffle, I mean teehee. 5L for the wonderful send off me Lord.
forseti - April 23, 2013, 2:03 am
Enjoy your retirement, Landman!
- April 23, 2013, 12:04 am
Enjoy your retirement Airman, you are missed.
GaryO - April 22, 2013, 9:46 pm
Amen brother. I didn't know lions could fly until I saw his work.


TAGS: maniac retired
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - December 15, 2012, 8:09 pm
Dunno, just saw the sweatshirt off the shoulder and thought, dang ‘Flash Dance’ grampa!
maoworks2 - December 15, 2012, 5:19 pm
Who Is That ?


MOTIFAKE MEADOWS - very thoughtful of Mr. M to provide a nice place for retired Moderators in the autumn of their lives

TAGS: retired mods
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Airman

agdaniele - July 24, 2010, 2:47 am
LMAO! Latin charm.
ICEMAN - July 24, 2010, 2:41 am
Racist!!!!!! You flatterer.
ICEMAN - July 24, 2010, 2:38 am
That being, of course, lard with a nice rack or tortillas
agdaniele - July 24, 2010, 2:37 am
Lard? How racist! LOL!
ICEMAN - July 24, 2010, 2:32 am
Or lard.
agdaniele - July 24, 2010, 2:29 am
I have standards, dammit! Well, it varies anywhere from having a nice rack, to being a warm, rolled-up tortilla with butter.
ICEMAN - July 24, 2010, 2:27 am
I've heard that about you, pretty easy eh?
agdaniele - July 24, 2010, 2:25 am
Only if they buy me a drink.
ICEMAN - July 24, 2010, 2:20 am
Cool, do you do windows?
agdaniele - July 24, 2010, 2:20 am
LOL! No, no... I'm expected. He's tired of mowing his lawn.
ICEMAN - July 24, 2010, 2:19 am
Should we warn Canada then? I mean the motifaker, not the country.
agdaniele - July 24, 2010, 2:16 am
I'm just passing through on my way to Canada.
ICEMAN - July 24, 2010, 2:14 am
Famous last words. Tell that to Sheriff Joe.
agdaniele - July 24, 2010, 2:12 am
INS agents are far less likely to aprehend a "raging" mexican.
ICEMAN - July 24, 2010, 2:09 am
I figured you used it for your high blood pressure. Having to deal with Immigration can be stressful.
agdaniele - July 24, 2010, 2:03 am
Why do you think I took it in the first place! I mean, if you can tip them while sleeping, why should it go to waste?
ICEMAN - July 24, 2010, 2:01 am
Ok, I'm not sure about the changing rooms but, the restrooms don't have doors. I'm just sayin'. And it's easy to kill the viagra, just envision of Mooooooooooooooooooooo.
agdaniele - July 24, 2010, 1:55 am
Ok, there is the occasional misuse at the WalMart changing rooms... but that's only when I need the viagra to stop working.
ICEMAN - July 24, 2010, 1:51 am
LMFAO!!!!!!! Are you sure that is all you use it for???
agdaniele - July 24, 2010, 1:50 am
I'm watching it... that's why I bought the oversized dental mirror.
ICEMAN - July 24, 2010, 1:48 am
Well, you are getting on in years. Time to be watching that prostate like a hawk.
agdaniele - July 24, 2010, 1:44 am
LOL! I've recently learned that you can piss it out. It's done wonders for my capacity.
ICEMAN - July 24, 2010, 1:34 am
You're lucky you've got a waistline with all the gallons of Guinness you consume.
agdaniele - July 24, 2010, 1:31 am
I'm wearin' that waistline a bit high!
rerun - July 23, 2010, 8:39 pm

guess I am the overalls dude
Bartimaeus - July 23, 2010, 8:39 pm
I mean overalls.
Bartimaeus - July 23, 2010, 8:38 pm
Second from the right, third from the left. We all know he wouldn't be caught dead in suspenders.
ICEMAN - July 23, 2010, 8:28 pm
So, which one is Aggy?

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